Epic Fail

It seems that Rita and I have had a hard time posting these past couple of months. I wish I could tell you that something epic has happened to us like we survived a natural disaster or something...wait. We did!! You see, once upon a time Rita and I were prostitutes. One day, while waiting to become ladies of the night, a major pipe burst. Suddenly water was everywhere and they had to shove all the members of the chain gang and prostitutes into one room. Everyone was crying and they started to bring wet, dripping belongings in to us. Once the flow of the water had slowed, we sang for lots of people. Then we went to Iceburg instead. I'd say that's a pretty decent trade for being a prostitute.

Rita and I obviously have failed at posting, but I feel a rededication to this blog coming on. Our most recent stalking escapade has been stalking people with ponytails. You see, we're trying to find .... a new secret love. Once upon a time he drew stick figures of all the girls he has secret crushes on. Each one had a different hairstyle but apparently "pony tail girl" is THE ONE. So obviously we have to find out who that is. If you aren't interested in having a man in love with you, don't wear a ponytail anytime soon.

So now it's November. No shave November. That's right. Apparently it's the season for Americans to become French. (French people don't shave..in case you didn't catch that.) Anyone can join in on this activity! Men, women, children, your dog, the list goes on! So...don't plan on shaving for the next month.

That's all I've got. Enjoy some facial hair pictures.

See more pics at http://lol.com.pk/2011/01/most-bizarre-beards-and-mustaches/